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10 Dumbest Gender Reveal Ideas You’ve Ever Seen

Written by Tinley Jones

Okay, people, gender reveal parties were okay for a little while a long time ago, but now they have to go.  Seriously, it’s just gotten to a point where parents to be do the most ridiculous things just to be “original”, but newsflash, you’re not original, you’re just dumb.

Here are a few of those things, just to prove a point.

10. Team Staches and Lashes

So you mean to tell me that boys don’t have lashes? Ugh. Go back to kindergarten.

9. Nuts, No Nuts

The only reason why this is not the worst idea ever is that I happen to love M&Ms, but it would be great if you could keep your kid’s genitals off of them. K, thanks.

8. Here For The Sex

Implicit orgy, lovely.

7. Guns Or Roses

Where are the NRA fanbois when you need them? Girls have a right to own guns, too! So sexist.

6. Sweet Pink Lemonade or Bouncing Blue Punch

How about you just get me a beer, Sarah.

5. Lures or Lace

Sure, I’ll have myself a piece of slimy fish bait with my cake, thankyouverymuch.

4. Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Hopefully, it’s a human, Carol.

3. Bows or Arrows

I can’t even count all the people that this is offending right now.

2. Wheels or Heels

No bike for little Kathy! Just her first pair of stripper heels for her 5th birthday.

1. It’s A…

Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Donovan. It’s a balloon.

 

 

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